- hydra agent: OKAY IDEA WE WON'T CUT OR WASH HIS HAIR FOR FIFTY YEARS BUT WE'LL GIVE HIM REALLY HEAVY SMUDGED EYELINER AND THIS REALLY SICK LITTLE FINGERLESS GLOVE THING ON HIS METAL ARM
- hydra agent 2: OH MAN THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKIN RAD LET'S DO IT HE'S GONNA LOOK SO BADASS
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
I fell apart at Government Majors
no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.